Uncle Junior Quotes
Tony Soprano: You don't know who I am, do ya? Remember Johnny? Johnny Boy? Your kid brother? This thing of ours.
Uncle Junior: I was involved with that?
Tony Soprano: You and my dad. You two ran North Jersey.
Uncle Junior: We did?
Tony Soprano: Yeah.
Uncle Junior: Hmm. Well, that's nice.
Uncle Junior: Hello.
Tony Soprano: What, you don't recognize me?
Uncle Junior: We used to play catch.
Tony Soprano: You don't remember that you shot me? Alright, enough with the f**kin' birds. I'm Anthony, Johnny's son.
Uncle Junior: F**k you want, a boot in the ear?
Tony Soprano: Alright, listen to me, Uncle Pat came to see me about Janice, about your money.
Uncle Junior: People keep askin' me. I don't know. There's a man from another galaxy that came here.
Tony Soprano: That's your accountant.
Uncle Junior: I'm confused.
Jameel: Just take your med yo!
Uncle Junior: Real f**kin' Nazi now, huh?
Uncle Junior: (Carter is typing for Junior) ...And hope to hear from you soon, sincerely... no... respectfully, Corrado Soprano. Read it back.
Carter Chong: Dear Vice President Cheney, as a powerful man all too familiar with accidental gunplay, I am writing in a hope that you will intervene in my case. Like yourself, I was involved in an unfortunate incident when a gun I was handling misfired.
Orderly: Here you go, Corrado.
Uncle Junior: How come I don't get no mail?
Orderly: Maybe you need ta write some letters. Start a correspondence.
Uncle Junior: Lyin' c**ksucker. They throw my mail out.
Government Agent: What are these?
Uncle Junior: A watch an' a pencil.
Government Agent: Repeat the following sentence, "No ifs, ands or buts."
Uncle Junior: I'll do it if I f**kin' feel like it. Take your ultimatums and stick 'em in your ass.
Government Agent: No...repeat the sentence.
Uncle Junior: What is this person talkin' about?!
Perry Benedek: These people are trying to establish for the government, that if you shot Anthony Soprano, which we're not conceding, that it certainly wasn't intentional. That you were confused and disoriented.
Government Agent: Don't coach him, please.
Uncle Junior: My nephew Anthony?!
Perry Benedek: That's why you're here in custody.
Uncle Junior: Where's Mel?
Perry Benedek: You dismissed Mr. Melvoin as your attorney and hired me, because of his paralyzed hand from his stroke, it made you nervous.
Uncle Junior: If somebody shot my nephew, it was him himself. He's a depression case.
Tony Soprano: Halfway ta China... there's nuthin' here.
Uncle Junior: Forty thousand I had. My share of the Bohack's haul from the '70s.
Tony Soprano: Did you wrap it right? It gets moldy... it could've disintegrated.
Uncle Junior: Wrap what?
Tony Soprano: The money.
Uncle Junior: He knows I need that money for my f**kin' retrial.
Tony Soprano: Who?
Uncle Junior: You know who.
Tony Soprano: No I don't know who, that's why I asked you.
Uncle Junior: Malanga.
Tony Soprano: Will you stop with that. Pussy Malanga's dead... six years now. I should dig him up already!
Hugh DeAngelis: (on phone) Hello?
Uncle Junior: (on phone) Hugo,
Hugh DeAngelis: Who is this?
Uncle Junior: Corrado Soprano.
Hugh DeAngelis: Ohhh...Corrado, how are ya?
Uncle Junior: How am I? I'm a prisoner in my home is how I am. What do we live for?
Hugh DeAngelis: Yeah.
Uncle Junior: Five hours they let me out for these funerals. I gotta spend it bein maudlin?
• Vote for this Quote! • September 20th, 2007 Silvio Dante: Adriana got caught givin' the big guy a blowjob.
Bobby Baccilieri: And when the paramedics found them, she had his c**k still in her mouth.
Hesh Rabkin: Now, statistics show that most single-car fatalities are the result of guys popping their load behind the wheel.
Uncle Junior: Apparently, he came all over the sun visor.
