Uncle Junior Quotes (Page 3)
Uncle Junior: Anthony is a c**t hair away from owning all of Northern Jersey. And I am that c**t hair.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 14th, 2007Uncle Junior: Teddy Roosevelt gave an entire speech once with a bullet lodged in his chest. Some things are a matter of duty.
• Vote for this Quote! • September 14th, 2007Uncle Junior: Federal marshalls are so far up my ass, I can taste Brylcreem.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 31st, 2007 FBI Interrogator: We want Johnny Sack. But more than him, we want Mangano and Teresi.
Uncle Junior: I want to f**k Angie Dickinson. Let's see who gets lucky first.
Mikey Palmice: Junior, are you alright?
Uncle Junior: Pork chop boy was here, that f**kin' Altieri. Runnin' his mouth about the Brendan Filone hit. Is that what him and my other capos talk about behind my back at that f**kin' old folks home?
Mikey Palmice: Well, the meeting's adjourned at the green grove.
Anthony Junior: Hey grandma, how come yous not supposed to breathe in a cemetary?
Livia Soprano: Who says?
Uncle Junior: It's a joke for chrissakes... say why.
Anthony Junior: 'Cuz you'll make the dead people jealous.
Carmela Soprano: So how was Boca?
Uncle Junior: I don't get down there enough.
Carmela Soprano: That's not what I hear.
Uncle Junior: Hear about the Chinese godfather? He made them an offer they couldn't understand.
• Vote for this Quote! • August 30th, 2007
