Lisa: Cheif Wiggum, how did you get these tickets?
Cheif Wiggum: Krusty knows how to play ball.
[Flashback: Krusty sits in a porno theater. Wiggum enters behind him.]
Cheif Wiggum: Ahhh...nothin' beats a good porno movie!
Krusty: (startled) Cheif Wiggum! Is this a bust?
Cheif Wiggum: Uh, yeah. That's what it is, a bust.
[Back to reality...]
Lisa: That story isn't appropriate for children!
Cheif Wiggum: Really? I keep my pants on in this version.
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Show: The Simpsons
Episode: I Love Lisa
Characters: Lisa Simpson, Chief Wiggum
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