Lois Griffin: Chris, you can't join the Army, you're too young. Besides, the Army's weak. Now the Marines... those are the men you wanna f**k.
Peter Griffin: Are you kidding, Lois? The army's great! You get to save money for college, there's free food, and all the brown people you can rape.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Saving Private Brian

Characters: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin

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