Stan: [walks up with Kyle and Kenny] Come on, fatass, we have to go!
Cartman: Ey! Don't call me fat! [Mrs.Cartman giggles] Mom, don't laugh.
Mrs.Cartman: I'm sorry, hon.
Cartman: [to his friends] I can't go with you guys right now.
Stan: Yes you can, porky. [Mrs.Cartman giggles again]
Cartman: Mom, seriously! [her giggles die down]
Mrs.Cartman: Oh, that's not funny, boys. Eric isn't fat, his big-boned.
Kyle: He must have a huge bone in his ass, then. [Cartman's mom bursts out laughing]
Cartman: GODDAMNIT MOM!
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Show: South Park
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Characters: Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski
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