J.D.: Come on, man, it's our last week together! The J.D. and Cox train is pulling into the station. You must have a metaphor you want to use; hit me with it!
Dr. Cox: I suppose I could riff a list of things that I care as little about as our last week together. Let me see... low carb diets, Michael Moore, the Republican National Convention, Kabbalah and all Kabbalah-related products, Hi-Def TV, the Bush daughters, wireless hotspots, the OC, the UN, recycling, getting Punk'd, Danny Gans, the Latin Grammys, the real Grammys, Jeff that Wiggle that sleeps too darn much, the Yankees' payroll, all the red states, all the blue states, every hybrid car, every talk show host, everything on the planet, everything in the solar system, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, everything, every-everything that exists, past, present, and future, in all discovered and undiscovered dimensions! [pause] Oh, and Hugh Jackman.
J.D.: Hugh Jackman's Wolverine! How dare he?!
[later]
Dr. Cox: Newbie, do you want me give my "things I don't care about" speech again? Because I've updated it to all white guys who add -izzle to anything.
J.D.: I agrizzle, my nizzle.
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Show: Scrubs
Episode: My Old Friend's New Friend
Characters: John 'JD' Dorian, Perry Cox
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