Brian Griffin: Come on, what are you doing in there?
Stewie Griffin: I'm brushing my teeth!
Brian Griffin: Come on, you only have like two of 'em, how long can it take?
[walks in on Stewie shaving his body hair]
Brian Griffin: Oh, uh, you... doin' a little hair removal there?
Stewie Griffin: Oh, uh, yeah. Um...you know, feel free to say "no" to this but, uh... would you shave my coin purse?
Brian Griffin: Oh... Oh, no! No way, man! Oh! H-Holy freaking God! Oh! [leaves]
Stewie Griffin: Huh. Don't have to be so uptight about it.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Stewie B. Goode

Characters: Brian, Stewie Griffin, Tom Tucker

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