Cartman: (Crying, stumbles into the kitchen, holding onto a doorframe for support) Moommmmm...
Mom: Yes, poonchkins?
Cartman:(between sniffles) Last night.. when.. Butters.. came to spend the night.. I wanted to take a picture of him.. you know.. for his mom to have.. and I tripped, and my mouth landed right on his penis - and at that moment.. i thought of something really funny.. and kinda started to smile a little bit.. and kinda.. give a little thumbs up.. and thats when he took the pictureee.....

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Show: South Park

Episode: Cartman Sucks

Character: Eric Cartman

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