Lisa: Dad, do you know what today is?
Homer: The vernal equinox?
Lisa: No! It's been two weeks since you got that tape. Let's get you on the scale! [Homer gets on the scale] You've gained thirteen pounds.
Homer: Disingenuous mountebanks with their subliminal chicanery! A pox on them! [discards tape]
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Show: The Simpsons
Episode: Bart's Friend Falls in Love
Characters: Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson
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