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Chris Griffin: Dad, why aren't you taking the car?
Peter Griffin: Chris, we're in Texas now. If I'm not riding a horse, I'm gonna stick out like a straight guy in a skating competition.
[cut to straight guy skating]
Straight Guy: Boo-ya! Triple salchow in your face! Hey, you want this? Huh? You want some of this? Oh, man, look at your rack. I'd motorboat that. I'd motorboat the hell out of it! Right after this layback spin.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Boys Do Cry

Characters: Peter Griffin, Chris Griffin

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2 comments to “Chris Griffin: Dad, why aren’t you taking the car? Peter Griffin: Chris, we’re in Texas now. If I’m not riding a horse, I’m gonna stick out like a straight guy in a skating competition. [cut to straight guy skating] Straight Guy: Boo-ya! Triple salchow in your face! Hey, you want this? Huh? You want some of this? Oh, man, look at your rack. I’d motorboat that. I’d motorboat the hell out of it! Right after this layback spin.”

Ace Kinkaid, June 19th, 2008 at 6:49 am:

  • “I’d motorboat that…” Yes!!! LOL!! That was driving me nuts b/c I couldn’t figure out where I’d heard that.

Me, August 29th, 2008 at 11:06 am:

  • The best!!!

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