Lorelai: Do not eat chips out of a communal bowl. You might as well stick your hand in a toilet.
Rory: Nice.
Lorelai: If you're desperate, offer to be the person who replenishes them with new bags and grab a handful out of the new bag and dump the rest in the communal bowl.
Rory: Got it.
Lorelai: And keep in mind that getting up on a table and performing a song of any kind will haunt you for the rest of your life. Trust me. Been there, done that.
Rory: I wasn't planning on doing that.
Lorelai: Those things are never planned.

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Show: Gilmore Girls

Episode: Keg! Max!

Characters: Lorelai Gilmore, Rory Gilmore

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