Homer: Question one: Do you have any bad habits we should worry about?
Shary: I'm practically perfect in every way.
Homer: So am I. [drinks from a milk carton, scratches his butt, then belches] Question two: Who was your last employer?
Shary: Lord and Lady Huffington of Sussex.
Homer: [whispering] Marge, do we know them?
Marge: No.
Homer: Come on! Isn't he the guy I bowl with? The black guy.
Marge: That's Carl.
Homer: Oh yeah! [back to Shary] So! You worked for Carl, eh?
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Show: The Simpsons
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Character: Homer Simpson
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