Earl: Donny, what can I trade you for a TV?
Donny Give me your wife!
Earl: I'm not giving you my wife Donny. Pick a snack food.
Donny: Marshmallow, smeared on your wife.
Earl: Donny!
Donny: Okay, I'll give ya a TV, but I get to ask for one favor, and you don't get to ask me what the favor is, and I can ask you the favor when I want, and you can't say no!
Earl: Is the favor giving you my wife?
Donny: Yep!

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Show: My Name Is Earl

Episode: Y2K

Character: Earl Hickey

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