Stewie Griffin: Don't be coy, you dirty horndog. You're humpinh Fran. Tell me, how many times have we gotten into those Lane Bryant stretchpants?
Stu Griffin: What? Never!
Stewie Griffin: Damn right, never... what do you mean, "never" ?
Stu Griffin: Stewie, I've never slept with any woman. I've never had sex. [pause, then Stewie smacks him]
Stewie Griffin: All right, that's it! I could handle the crappy apartment and the pedestrian job, but now you're telling me I'm a 35-year-old Parade magazine reading virgin?! Well, you, sir, are pathetic! So forget about sending me back, because I'm not leaving until we do a complete overhaul on this sad thing you call "our life"!
Stu Griffin: Can I still read Parade?
Stewie Griffin: NO, YOU CANNOT STILL READ PARADE!
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Show: Family Guy
Episode: Stu and Stewie's Excellent Adventure
Character: Stewie Griffin
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