Miss Crabtree: Don't get off the bus or a big scary monster will eat you! [She gets off]
Butters: Hey, why doesn't the monster eat her?
Stan: Because, dumbass monsters don't eat big fat smelly bitches!
Miss Crabtree: What did you say?!
Stan: I said Larry King won't grant me three wishes.

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Show: South Park

Episode: City on the Edge of Forever

Character: Stan

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