George: Elaine! Do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: You mean like laundry?
Jerry: Like when a man goes swimming... afterwards...
Elaine: It shrinks?!
Jerry: Like a frightened turtle.
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does.
Elaine: I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.

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Show: Seinfeld

Episode: The Hamptons

Characters: Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Elaine Benes

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