Barney: [flips open his cell] This better be good, I'm about to enter Nirvana... by the way, I should give you Nirvana's phone number, she gives a great massage--say whaaat?
Massagist: Barney! [slaps him with her foot]
Barney: Ow! I know the house rules: es un chiste!

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Show: How I Met Your Mother

Episode: Drumroll, Please

Character: Barney Stinson

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