Cartman: Friends. I have to tell you that last night I recieved a phone call from beyond the grave.
Children: gasp
Cartman: It was our departed friend, Kenny, calling from the depths of hell and he described what hell is like in horrid detail. He said that in hell, the smell is awful. He says that in hell... Everyone speaks SPANISH!
Children: gasp
Cartman: He said there is water in hell, but if you drink it you pee blood out your ass for SEVEN HOURS!
Children: gasp
Cartman: And perhaps worst of all, in hell there are dozens and dozens of little trinket stores, but they all have the SAME little trinkets in them!
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Show: South Park
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Character: Eric Cartman
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