Turk's Narration: From the moment I woke up this morning, I have been freaking out about getting married. Luckily, Carla's being cool.
[Carla enters from the bedroom.]
Carla: OK, this is your last chance to uninvite that slut you went out with in high school.
Turk: She's married to my brother.
Carla: Isn't that convenient.
Turk's Narration: Thank God she thinks that hot chick Tina I invited is my cousin. Well guess what, there's no blood there, baby!
Carla: Oh, and by the way, don't think for a second that your "cousin" Tina is gonna be sitting at our table.
Turk's Narration: Oh my God, she's in my head! It's OK--use it to your advantage. Make me a grilled cheese sandwich, woman!
Carla: Make it yourself.
Turk's Narration: [screams]
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Show: Scrubs
Episode: His Story II
Characters: Christopher Turk, Carla Espinosa
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