Joe Swanson: Good morning, Peter. I'm here to revoke your driver's license.
Peter Griffin: What? Why?
Joe Swanson: We got reckless driving, disturbing the peace, plus the driver of one of those other cars was a virgin whose hymen was busted by the airbag, so rape.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Road to Rupert

Characters: Peter Griffin, Joe Swanson

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