Peter Griffin: Good night, buddy. Hey, what's the matter?
Chris Griffin: Oh, I'm scared of the storm, Dad.
Peter Griffin: Well, you know, I think the storm's moving away from us, Chris. You know how I can tell? Here's a little trick. When you see the lightning, you count all the terrible things that can happen to a child, until you hear the thunder. And if you count higher each time, you know the storn's moving away from you. Okay, ready?
Chris Griffin: Ready. [lightning flashes]
Peter Griffin: Okay. Drowning, getting shot in a drive-by...
Chris Griffin: Lyme Disease from a deer tick...
Peter Griffin: Good, good, getting stabbed in the face...
Chris Griffin: Getting shot in the face...
Peter Griffin: Shot in the face, there you go. I see you're kinda stealing mine, but, uh, it's okay. Leukemia...
Chris Griffin: Having a mosquito bite you on your scab... [thunder crashes]
Peter Griffin: Oh, there's the thunder. Okay, let's try again.
| « Previous Quote | Next Quote » |
Show: Family Guy
Episode: Petergeist
Characters: Peter Griffin, Chris Griffin
| Vote for this Quote |
|---|
Your comment:
