Brian Griffin: Great, I'm stuck on a trans-Atlantic flight with a petulant runaway. How could this get any worse?
Andy Rooney: You know what I hate about flying? The peanuts. First of all, you can't get 'em open. Who are they trying to keep out of these things?
Jerry Seinfeld: And what's the deal with the razor blade slot in the bathroom? Are people actually shaving in there?
Andy Dick: Hi, Andy Dick here. Excuse me, I've got to get my bag up in the overhead bin here.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Road to Europe

Character: Brian

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