Dwight: He was already dead, and we Schrutes use every part of the goose. The meat has a delicious smoky rich flavor. Plus, you can use the molten goose grease and save it in the refrigerator, thus saving you a trip to the store for a can of expensive goose grease.
Jim: Wow. Win-win.
Dwight: Exactly, thank you, Jim.
Phyllis: I like goose. If it's already dead, is it so crazy if we eat it?
Creed: That's crazy. It's crazy.

« Previous Quote Next Quote »

Show: The Office

Episode: A Benihana Christmas

Character: Dwight Schrute

Vote for this Quote
1   2   3   4   5  

Your comment: