Bart (hypnotized): Hello, family.
Marge: Where have you been, young man? It's nearly bedtime.
Bart: I was...
Sideshow Bob (in Bart's head): If anyone asks, you were at the flower shop.
Bart: I was at the flower shop.
Homer (lying): Oh yeah, uh, I was at the flower shop too. Yup, gettin' drunk at the ol' flower shop!

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Show: The Simpsons

Episode: Day of the Jackanapes

Characters: Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson

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