Mr. Weed: Hello?
Peter Griffin: Mr. Weed? I can't come to work today. I was in a terrible plane crash. My entire family was killed and I am a vegetable. I'll see you tomorrow. [hangs up] Eh?
Brian Griffin: Oh, please, Peter, your excuses are lamer than FDR's legs. [Chris, Meg, and Peter all look shocked.] Too soon?

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington

Characters: Peter Griffin, Brian

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