Marge: Hello once again. As usual, I must warn you all that this year's Halloween show is very, very scary, and those of you with young children may want to send them off for bed ..[someone hands her a paper; she reads it] Oh, my! It seems the show is so scary that Congress won't even let us show it. Instead they've suggested the 1947 Glenn Ford classic movie, "200 Miles to Oregon". [a clip from the movie shows; The picture shuts off like a television being unplugged. The little white dot remaining at the center expands into a green line which becomes modulated with Bart's voice like an oscilloscope trace]
Bart: There's nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust your picture. We are controlling the transmission.
Homer: What's that, boy? We're in control? Hey, look! I can see my voice! [laughs] Brrr...hee! Heeee! [changing pitches] Blub blub blub blub blub! Thiiis...iiis my vooice...on teeeveeeee-
Bart: Dad! You're ruining the mood.
Homer: Sorry.
Bart: For the next half-hour, we will control what you see and hear. You are about to experience the terror and foul horror of...The Simpsons Halloween Special.

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Show: The Simpsons

Episode: Treehouse of Horror V

Characters: Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson, Bart Simpson

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