Thelma Griffin: [on the phone] Hello?
Peter Griffin: Uh, hello, yes, this is... uh... this is Tom Tucker's personal physician, Dr. T and the Women. Um, could you tell Tom his contagious penis cancer medicine is ready?
Thelma Griffin: Is this Peter?
Peter Griffin: Uh, no, it's, uh, uh, Lois. Uh, Lois, don't crank call my mother! I'm gonna have to pinch you for that!
Lois Griffin: Ow! Peter, Don't pinch me! Ow! Stop it! Ow!
Peter Griffin: Ow! Damn it! Cut it out! Maybe I'll tickle you, huh? How about that?

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Mother Tucker

Characters: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin

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