Stewie Griffin: Here she is! Brian, I present to you your polished turd for the evening.
Meg Griffin: How do I look, Brian?
Brian Griffin: Ahhhhhhh, you sure do, Meg.
Stewie Griffin: FYI, the carpet matches the drapes. In color and quantity. You ever seen a blacksmith's apron?

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Barely Legal

Characters: Brian, Stewie Griffin, Meg Griffin

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