Stewie Griffin: Hey babe, what do ya say, we goin' out Saturday night?
Olivia Fuller: Stewie, what are you doing here? I told you, I'm just into a different type of guy.
Stewie Griffin: Oh yeah? I'll tell you what you're into: Bein' ugly.
Olivia Fuller: Stewie, you're being mean.
Stewie Griffin: No, if I was being mean, when you opened the door, I would have said "Oh, hey Ray Liotta, is Olivia home? Oh, wait, you're Olivia. You see, I thought you were Ray Liotta, because your skin has the texture of a decorative autumn squash." So, I'll pick you up at seven?
Olivia Fuller [sobbing]: That sounds wonderful.
Stewie Griffin: She said yes! My God, I'm cooler than that cheetah from the commercials.
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Show: Family Guy
Episode: Chick Cancer
Character: Stewie Griffin
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