Glenn Quagmire [to a skinny woman facing away from him]: Hey, baby. How'd you like to share a pair of skates? [the woman turns around and is actually obese]
Obese Woman: Sure!
Glenn Quagmire: Ahhhh, never mind! Boy, you look a lot better from the back!
Obese Woman: You jerk! [turns around, looks skinny again]
Glenn Quagmire: Oh, hey, baby, you wanna go somewhere... bu-bu-bu-bu-no-no, no-no, wait, wait, Quagmire, remember what's on the other side!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Hell Comes to Quahog

Character: Glenn Quagmire

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