Peter Griffin [walks in on Bill and Lois]: Hey, Bill, you up for a little bowling? I swiped some money out of Lois' purse. I don't think she'll notice 'cause she's here, humping you?!
Lois Griffin: [gasps] Peter, look, I know this looks bad, and I feel horrible, and-and I know nothing I could say to you could possibly justify why I slept with Bill, except... I mean, Peter, the man presided over the longest economic expansion in U.S. History and... he reduced the percentage of Americans on welfare to it's lowest level in 33 years!
Bill Clinton: Thirty-five years.
Lois Griffin: Thirty-five years, Peter!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Bill and Peter's Bogus Journey

Characters: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin

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