Prostitute: "Hey, can I ask you something?"
Bree: "I'd rather you didn't."
Prostitute: "How'd you get started?"
Bree: "Started?"
Prostitute: "You know, in the escort business?"
Bree: "I beg your pardon."
Prostitute: "I bet the guys go crazy with your whole classy, repressed thing you got going on, huh? I mean, your skin has, like, no pores."
Bree: "I am not sure, but I think there was a compliment in there somewhere, so thank you. But I am not an escort."
Prostitute: "How much you charge a night?"
Bree: "Look, I...five thousand."
Prostitute: "Whoa. What do you have to do exactly for five grand?"

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Show: Desperate Housewives

Episode: We're Gonna Be All Right

Character: Bree (Van De Kamp) Hodge

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