Gabrielle: "Hey! C**ktails? Nobody called me?"
Susan: "It was spur-of-the-moment. We're numbing the pain of our miserable lives."
Gabrielle: "Oh. Well, I was trying to do that with exercise, but why risk the heart attack? Make mine a double!"
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Show: Desperate Housewives
Episode: Sweetheart, I Have to Confess
Characters: Gabrielle Solis, Susan Mayer
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