Chris: Hey, dad, look! I covered my back with honey and now the ants are taking me home.
Peter: He does the same thing at home with Velveeta and c**kroaches. If you turn the light on really fast they slam him right into the fridge.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Fore Father

Characters: Peter Griffin, Chris Griffin

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