Janitor: Hey, guys! Check out the personalized golf club cozy I found on the roof! [puppeting the cozy, with a Goliath voice] "Hi, Davey!"
J.D.: [under breath to Turk] You and your stupid Christmas present!
Janitor: Yeah.... Seems like one of the golf balls you hit went through the windshield of my van. No big deal, I just expect you to replace it, that's all.
J.D.: Wait, wait, wait. Your--your windshield's been broken for like a year!
Janitor: Yeah! Yeah, I know. Still.

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Show: Scrubs

Episode: My Karma

Characters: John 'JD' Dorian, The Janitor

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