Brian Griffin: Hey, I'm just trying to be ethical.
Stewie Griffin: Yeah, Right. You hate all mega-stores ever since you were petted way too hard by that special boy in front of K-Mart.
[cut to K-Mart, where Brian is putting away a shopping cart and a special boy in a padded helmet approaches him and starts petting him heavily, knocking him down]
Special Boy: Doggy!
Brian Griffin: Ow.
Special Boy: Doggy!
Brian Griffin: Ow!
Special Boy: Doggy!
Brian Griffin: Too hard!
Special Boy: I like doggy!
Brian Griffin: Too hard!
Special Boy: Doggy!
Brian Griffin: Gonna bite!
Special Boy: Doggy!
Brian Griffin: Gonna bite!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Hell Comes to Quahog

Characters: Brian, Stewie Griffin

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