Peter Griffin: Hey, Lois, come in here and see what I did with the money your dad gave me.
Lois Griffin: [gasps] Oh, my God! You turned the den into Pee Wee's Playhouse?
Peter Griffin: [Singing] Come on, get up! Knock off your napping. It's a crazy, messed-up place where anything can happen. There's a chair that freakin' talks. Hey look! There's some fish that give advice. Holy crap! It's screwy, In Peter's Playhouse! Hehehe!
Lois Griffin: Peter...
Peter Griffin: W-w-wait. Watch this, watch this. Hey, Jambi! Okay, say it.
Brian Griffin: Mekka-lekka-hi, mekka-hiney... God, I hate you so much.
Lois Griffin: Peter, that reparation money should be going to a worthy black charity.
Peter Griffin: Lois, the king of cartoons will be here in 5 minutes and I will not have you embarrass me.
Lois Griffin: You're acting ridiculous! [Sirens begin wailing, "Ridiculous" flashes on-screen]
Peter Griffin: AAAHHH! You said the secret word!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?

Characters: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin, Brian

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