Peter Griffin: [hands her a watermelon] Hey, Meg, will you hold this for Daddy?
Meg Griffin: Okay...why?
Peter Griffin: Uh, it's a present. It's a "Thanks for being such a sweetie" watermelon. So, you'll hang onto that?
Meg Griffin: Yeah, sure. This is weird. Am I supposed to eat this, or... [the watermelon explodes all over the living room] AHHHHH! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!!!
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Show: Family Guy
Episode: I Take Thee Quagmire
Characters: Peter Griffin, Meg Griffin
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