Peter Griffin: [golfing] Hey, uh, Joe?
Joe Swanson: Oh, don't say it, Peter...
Peter Griffin: No, I was just wonderin', uh...
Joe Swanson: Peter, I swear to God ...
Peter Griffin: What's your handicap?
Joe Swanson: OH, HO HO! OH... EVERY HOLE! THAT'S A JOKE THAT JUST DOESN'T GET OLD!!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou

Characters: Peter Griffin, Joe Swanson

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