Brian Griffin: Hey, where've you been?
Peter Griffin: Ah, I had another date.
Brian Griffin: You know, I'm glad you're finally putting yourself out there. Lois would've wanted you to move on.
Peter Griffin: Yeah, only this one was kind of awkward. My date was a stick figure.
[cutaway to Peter sitting at a table with a stick figure taken right from the drawing board]
Peter Griffin: So, uh, I-h-how would this work, in-in bed?
Stick Figure [in a generic man's voice]: Well, I can't do sex, but I can give you a stick job.
Peter Griffin: That, uh, that sounds--
Stick Figure: Yes, it is very unpleasant.
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Show: Family Guy
Episode: Stewie Kills Lois
Characters: Peter Griffin, Brian
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