Peter Griffin: HEY, YO LOIS!
Lois Griffin: WHAT?
Peter Griffin: I'm packing for Kiss-stock and I can't find my favorite underwear.
Lois Griffin:You mean the pair with the rip in the right butt check from when you stepped on them pulling them up in that airplane bathroom from when you had the trotts?
Peter Griffin: No, no the pair with the whole in the left butt check from when I held it in for two hours 'cause it was that extra long Palm Sunday church sermon and I thought blowing gas would offend Jesus so I let it go in the vestibule after mass and it sounded like Louie Armstrong.
Lois Griffin: Oh! Bottom drawer.
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Show: Family Guy
Episode: Road to Europe
Characters: Peter Griffin, Lois Griffin
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