Peter Griffin: Hey, you still awake, Lois, honey?
Chris Griffin: Dad?
Peter Griffin: That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh-shh-shh-shh, don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah. Now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big, soft boobs, running down your big, man-like ch... holy crap, it's Chris! Uh, uh, so, uh...how you doin'? You do all your homework? Finish all your subjects?
Chris Griffin: Yes, sir.
Peter Griffin: Good. Just, uh, just checkin'. Have a good night, son. [feels his way out into the hallway and in another room] You still awake, honey?
Stewie Griffin: What the deuce?!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Blind Ambition

Characters: Peter Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Chris Griffin

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