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Peter Griffin: Hey, you watch the ticker. I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Glenn Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Family Guy Viewer Mail #1

Characters: Peter Griffin, Glenn Quagmire

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