Meg Griffin: Hi, honey.
Brian Griffin: What?
Meg Griffin: I was thinking about our kiss last night... I never knew how flat and wide your tongue was.
Brian Griffin: Yeah...
Meg Griffin: You know, I thought about how you stood up for me at the dance and all the nice things you said. We should totally be boyfriend and girlfriend.
Brian Griffin: Well, Meg, uh... you know what's strange? Uh, I... I think I might be gay. Uh, I... I saw this penis on the Internet today and I thought to myself, "Well, that's... that's just fine."

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: Barely Legal

Characters: Brian, Meg Griffin

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