Chris Griffin: Hi. I'm going door-to-door to campaign on behalf of Lois Griffin, who's offering real change for the city of Quahog. May we count on your vote next Tuesday?
[the camera pans to the person at the door, who turns out to be Lois]
Lois Griffin: Chris, this is our house.
Chris Griffin: Ah. Then what is for dinner?
Lois Griffin: Pork chops.
Chris Griffin: Excellent.
Lois Griffin: Chris, have you been to any other houses?
Chris Griffin: I have not.
Lois Griffin: Would you like to come in?
Chris Griffin: Please.

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Show: Family Guy

Episode: It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One

Characters: Lois Griffin, Chris Griffin

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