Homer (walking by absentmindedly): Hi, Marge. Hi, Santa's Little Helper. Hi, kid...hey, that's not Santa's Little Helper!
Marge: That's Laddie. Bart says he won him at a church carnival two towns over.
Lisa (with slight suspicion): In a truth-telling contest, right, Bart?
Bart: Uh, to the best of my recollection, yes.
Homer: Wow, I got to start going to church.
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Show: The Simpsons
Episode: The Canine Mutiny
Characters: Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson
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