(Homer and Bart floating in the sea, after the storm destroyed the ship)
Homer (praying): Oh, Mother Sea, giver of fish, taker of boats, toilet to the world. The Greeks call you "Poseidon," the Romans..."Aquaman." Look into thy starfish heart and protect our souls, so we might live to go tubing on thee again.
Homer: Do you think your mother will ever remarry?
Bart: In about two seconds.
Homer: Why, you little...!
(strangles Bart)
Homer: Just see if I die!
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Show: The Simpsons
Episode: The Wife Aquatic
Character: Homer Simpson
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