Marge: Homie, you've been down here for a week. I really think you need...(gasps)...what the Hellmann's Real Mayonnaise?!
Homer: Marge, meet pro football's newest team--the Springfield Meltdowns! Plus I designed a state-of-the-art stadium. We'll fund it with corporate naming rights. It's the Duff Beer Krustyburger Buzz Cola Costington's Department Store Kiwk-E-Mart Stupid Flanders Park! So...Homer do good?
Marge (embraces Homer): Homer do great! (kisses) Eh, maybe Homer brush teeth first?
Homer (rolls eyes and groans): Ohh......

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Show: The Simpsons

Episode: Million Dollar Abie

Characters: Homer Simpson, Marge Simpson

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