Turk: How you doin'?
J.D.: Not too bad, considering there was just a bomb dropped on me.
Turk: This thing was bigger than a bomb. It's more like an asteroid about to hit the planet. You know, people running in the middle of the streets like, "Oh my God, it's coming right at us!". Then dudes turn to hot chick and are like, "Look, we 'bout to die, so could I hit that?" And the girl's like "Hell to the no!". But then realizes, "Oh my God, I'm about to die. So you know what, yes you can hit this, but no kissing."
J.D.: That's exactly what it's like.
[J.D. is handed his beer with a pineapple wedge.]
J.D.: [to bartender] Thank you. [back to Turk] I'm just so mad I don't know what to say to her. [Old MC leans in] Don't you dare! [Old MC shrugs and walks away] Part of me wants to talk to her, part of me wants to—
Old MC: Bust a move!
J.D.: You have a problem sir! Seek help!
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Show: Scrubs
Episode: My Conventional Wisdom
Characters: John 'JD' Dorian, Christopher Turk
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