Lorelai: I am sorry but you write less than the people offering to enlarge a piece of anatomy I do not possess.
Rory: I could have sworn I told you.
Lorelai: I just reread every e-mail you sent in the last 10 days. No sickness mentioned, but you did share these gems: "What up? Is it freezing there too? Ice". And, "Pooped". Then you added one of those obnoxious hieroglyphics that I can never read that indicate you're laughing or smiling or frowning or vomiting.
Rory: That's a typo. I don't do cutesy symbols.
Lorelai: You're not even using verbs. That's not a relationship. Relationships need verbs.
Rory: Yours aren't much better.
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Show: Gilmore Girls
Episode: Scene in a Mall
Characters: Lorelai Gilmore, Rory Gilmore
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